HOLY SHIT

Scripture, but make it a confession.

Irreverent Bible-parody tees and hoodies for questioning the polished and the perfect. Black and white, made to order.

Questions, answered

Where is the print?
The joke is printed big on the back. The front stays subtle: a small embroidered Vulgar:Errors logo on the left chest. Subtle front, filthy back.
Are they unisex? Which size should I get?
Unisex, relaxed fit, sizes S to 2XL. Check the size guide on each product; between sizes, size up. Because every piece is made for you, we can't exchange sizes, so measure first.
How long does shipping take?
Everything is made to order: production takes 1–3 business days, then it ships tracked. US orders usually arrive in 2–5 business days; Europe, Canada and Australia usually in 2–4 weeks.