• Vulgar Errors Blessed Are the Horny T-Shirt with large white back slogan print on black cotton
  • Inner neck label of black T-shirt showing printed care guide, size, and cotton fabric details
  • Front view of black T-shirt with small white Vulgar Errors chest logo and crew neck fit
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Blessed Are the Horny - Tee

Blessed Are the Horny - Tee

€39,99 EUR
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Vulgar Errors

The meek shall inherit something.

The horny will have already taken everything else.

Scripture, loosely interpreted.

Blessed Are the Horny is a beatitude for the real majority — spiritual in its sincerity, irreverent in its honesty. 100% cotton, relaxed fit, all black, BLESSED ARE THE HORNY in caps across the back.

PRINT DETAILS

  • Back print: BLESSED ARE THE HORNY
  • Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
  • Inside label: Vulgar Errors

You're wearing this:

  • 100% cotton, 180 g/m² — heavy enough to hold its shape through a long night
  • Seamless tubular knit body — cleaner drape, less waste
  • Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — keeps its shape, keeps its attitude
  • DTG and DTF printing — crisp chest logo, loud back print
  • Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label — comfort on your terms

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
  • > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
  • > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
  • > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
  • > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
  • > NO DRY CLEAN.

Product Safety & Compliance

GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.

Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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