Vulgar:Errors — The Fine Print
The RulesNo exceptions.
FREQUENTLYASKED
CUSTOMER SERVICE. UNFORTUNATELY. The questions everyone types after 2am. Answered without the corporate warmth.
EMAIL THE BRAND
We read everything. We reply to the ones that deserve it. Give us 48–72 hours.
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GET EARLY ACCESS →RETURNS& ORDERS
Short version: made-to-order means no buyer's remorse returns. Long version: keep reading.
Every piece is produced once your order is placed. That means we do not accept returns for change of mind, wrong size, or because it looked different in your imagination. Use the Size Guide in each product page. It’s there for a reason. So yes—our returns are strict. Like your taste. You ordered it. You own it.
Wrong item? Damaged? Print defect? That's on us. Email CONFESS@VULGARERRORS.COM within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo. After that, it’s not a return. It’s a relationship.
Before production starts: maybe. After that, no. Once it’s in the system, it’s yours. NOTE: A) IF A RETURN IS APPROVED - Items must be: Unworn, Unwashed, In original condition B) FINAL SALE / HYGIENE LIST - The following are no take-backs: Hats, Intimates / underwear, Any hygiene-related item once opened.
If tracking says delivered but nothing arrived, check with neighbors, reception, or your local postal service first. If the address provided at checkout matches the one shipped to, and tracking confirms delivery, responsibility sits with the courier from that point. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages. If something looks genuinely wrong, contact us and we’ll review it with you.
International orders may be subject to import duties imposed by your country. Your responsibility. That’s between you and your border. In case of return, customs duties/taxes are non-refundable.
We don't offer direct exchanges — each piece is made specifically for you. If you received a defective item, we'll replace it.
HOW TOFILE A CLAIM
Three steps. No runaround.
Send to CONFESS@VULGARERRORS.COM. Subject line: your order number. Lead with what happened.
For defects, damage, or wrong items — attach a clear photo of the issue. No photo, no claim.
If your claim is valid, we'll arrange a replacement or refund. No runaround. No 14-step process.
SIZEGUIDE
All measurements in centimetres. When in doubt: size up.
Our fits are designed oversized and relaxed. If you're between sizes or you prefer a looser drape — always go one up. The aesthetic demands it.
How to measure yourself
Before you order
Chest: measure around the fullest part of your chest. Length: from highest point of shoulder to hem. Sleeve: from centre back of neck, over shoulder to wrist.
Hoodies & Sweatshirts — measurements in cm
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) | Fits (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 96–101 | 65 | 84 | EU 34–36 |
| S | 101–106 | 68 | 86 | EU 36–38 |
| M | 106–111 | 71 | 88 | EU 38–40 |
| L | 111–116 | 74 | 90 | EU 40–42 |
| XL | 116–121 | 77 | 92 | EU 42–44 |
| XXL | 121–131 | 80 | 94 | EU 44–46 |
T-Shirts — measurements in cm
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Shoulder (cm) | Fits (approx.) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 88–93 | 68 | 40 | EU 34–36 |
| S | 93–98 | 71 | 42 | EU 36–38 |
| M | 98–103 | 74 | 44 | EU 38–40 |
| L | 103–108 | 77 | 46 | EU 40–42 |
| XL | 108–113 | 80 | 48 | EU 42–44 |
| XXL | 113–123 | 83 | 50 | EU 44–46 |
Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest, just under your armpits. Keep it horizontal. Breathe naturally.
Start at the highest point of your shoulder and measure straight down to where you want the hem to fall.
From the centre back of your neck, over the shoulder and down to your wrist. Bend the arm slightly.
SHIPPING& DELIVERY
Made after checkout. Ships to your city. Your reputation travels free.
1–3 business days from order confirmation. Made when you order it — not pulled from a shelf.
2–5 business days after dispatch. Tracking link sent the moment it ships.
Generally, 2–4 weeks after dispatch. Most European orders arrive within 2 weeks. We are not responsible for delays caused by customs or courier services.
You will receive a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships. Use it before emailing us.
Import duties and taxes vary by country. They are the buyer's responsibility.
Check your shipping address before confirming. We ship to the address you provide. Email us within 12 hours of ordering if you need to correct it.
EMAIL US DIRECTLY
Include your order number. We respond in 48–72 hours.
CONFESS@VULGARERRORS.COMSHOP THE DROP
Limited units. No restock. The longer you read this page the fewer pieces remain.
VIEW THE DROP →PRODUCTSAFETY
Fine Print. Because Europe Made Us. We would rather print statements than footnotes — but the EU likes its paperwork.
THE FINE PRINTLEGALLY BLESSED
Here is the serious part — unedited, uncensored, legally blessed.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
- Knitting — Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing — Honduras, the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing — Nicaragua, Honduras, Haiti, El Salvador, or the Dominican Republic
- Contains 0% recycled polyester
- Contains 0% dangerous substances
- Age restrictions: For adults only
- EU Warranty: 2 years. Longer than most relationships.
- Meets EU requirements for flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde levels.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), VULGAR ERRORS and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For product safety inquiries: gpsr@sindenventures.com. Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus. Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. All consumer products meet EU General Product Safety Regulation requirements. Documentation available upon request.