The Presumed Truths — Hoodie
The Presumed Truths — Hoodie
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Vulgar Errors
Some things travel at the speed of light. Gossip travels faster.
Nobody fact-checks a good story.
Both unhinge faster than a dorm room on a Friday night.
Presumed Truths — the kind of certainties that spread before anyone checks. Clean front. Loud back. One punchline. Zero apology for how it lands. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend, Vulgar Errors logo.
PRINT DETAILS
- Back print: PRESUMED TRUTHS
- Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
- Inside label: Vulgar Errors
PRODUCT FEATURES
You're wearing this:
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
- Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
- Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
- DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations
FULFILLMENT
Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.
If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements needs room to breathe and so do you.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
- > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
- > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
- > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
- > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
- > NO DRY CLEAN.
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.
Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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