The Presumed Truths — Hoodie

Some things travel at the speed of light. Gossip travels faster.

Nobody fact-checks a good story.

Both unhinge faster than a dorm room on a Friday night.

Presumed Truths — the kind of certainties that spread before anyone checks. Clean front. Loud back. One punchline. Zero apology for how it lands. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend, Vulgar Errors logo.

PRINT DETAILS

• Back print: PRESUMED TRUTHS
• Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
• Inside label: Vulgar Errors

PRODUCT FEATURES

You're wearing this:

• 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
• Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
• DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

CARE

Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.
Tumble dry medium. Good things take time.
Low heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.
No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.
Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements needs room to breathe and so do you.