Reading Tolstoy — Hoodie
Reading Tolstoy — Hoodie
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Vulgar Errors
War and Peace. Volume two.
Nobody has to know it's a prop.
Intellectual cover, beautifully executed.
"Reading Tolstoy" — because carrying a 1,200-page Russian epic says more about you than any conversation could. Whether you've cracked the spine or not is your business. Vulgar Errors front logo, slogan on the back, inside label. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend.
PRINT DETAILS
- Back print: READING TOLSTOY
- Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
- Inside label: Vulgar Errors
You're wearing this:
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
- Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
- Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
- DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations
CARE
Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.
Tumble dry medium. Good things take time.
Low heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.
No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.
Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.
FULFILLMENT
Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.
If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements need room to breathe and so do you.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
> WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
> TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
> DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
> AIR DRY. LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
> IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
Product Safety & Compliance (GPSR)
Product Safety & Compliance (GPSR)
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