Not My Dad — Hoodie
Not My Dad — Hoodie
Between sizes? Size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statement needs room to breathe. So do you.
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Vulgar Errors
Biology is a suggestion.
He raised you. He fed you. He left.
The title was never his to keep.
"Not My Dad" — three words that carry a whole childhood, a courtroom, or just a very awkward Thanksgiving. Black hoodie with Vulgar Errors front logo and slogan printed across the back. 50/50 cotton-poly blend. Heavy on meaning, light on forgiveness.
PRINT DETAILS
Back print: NOT MY DAD
Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
Inside label: Vulgar Errors
PRODUCT FEATURES
You're wearing this:
- 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
- Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
- Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
- DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations
FULFILLMENT
Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
- > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
- > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
- > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
- > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
- > NO DRY CLEAN.
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.
Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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