No Drugs and Sex Toys - Clear Stadium Tote

Technically accurate. Deeply suspicious.

The most trustworthy bag at any event — says so right on the front. This clear PVC tote with polyester handles is printed on both sides and holds exactly what it claims not to. 11.75"x11.75"x5.75", sourced from Honduras.

PRINT DETAILS

• Front print: NO DRUGS AND SEX TOYS
• Back print: Vulgar Errors logo

What you're carrying:

• Clear PVC body — transparent visibility, easy to wipe clean
• Polyester webbing handles and trim — durable carry, clean contrast
• 11.75" × 11.75" × 5.75" — sized for events, festivals, and daily essentials
• Printed on both sides — the statement is visible from every angle
• Meets standard stadium/venue clear bag requirements

CARE

Hand wash.
Wipe the surface clean.
No machine wash — neither delicate nor dramatic.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.