Life's Short — Hoodie

That's the whole argument.

No asterisk. No fine print.

Do it now. Do it wrong. Do it anyway.

"Life's Short" — two words that justify everything from the extra drink to the bad decision you're about to make. Vulgar Errors front logo, slogan on the back, inside label. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend. A complete philosophy in eleven letters.

PRINT DETAILS

• Back print: LIFE'S SHORT
• Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
• Inside label: Vulgar Errors

You're wearing this:

• 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
• Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
• DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

CARE

Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.
Tumble dry medium. Good things take time.
Low heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.
No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.
Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements need room to breathe and so do you.