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Life's Short — Hoodie

Life's Short — Hoodie

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Vulgar Errors

That's the whole argument.

No asterisk. No fine print.

Do it now. Do it wrong. Do it anyway.

"Life's Short" — two words that justify everything from the extra drink to the bad decision you're about to make. Vulgar Errors front logo, slogan on the back, inside label. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend. A complete philosophy in eleven letters.

PRINT DETAILS

  • Back print: LIFE'S SHORT
  • Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
  • Inside label: Vulgar Errors

You're wearing this:

  • 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
  • Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
  • DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements need room to breathe and so do you.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
  • > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
  • > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
  • > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
  • > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
  • > NO DRY CLEAN.

Product Safety & Compliance

GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.

Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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