I'll Eat It — Hoodie

Nobody asked. You volunteered.
Empty plate. Full commitment.
Regret is for people who left something behind.

A hoodie for the person who finishes their plate, your plate, and whatever's left in the middle — "I'll Eat It" operates on multiple levels and all of them are accurate. Vulgar Errors front logo, back slogan print, inside label. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend.

PRINT DETAILS

Back print: I'LL EAT IT
Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
Inside label: Vulgar Errors

PRODUCT FEATURES

You're wearing this:

• 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
• Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
• DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

CARE

Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.
Tumble dry medium. Good things take time.
Low heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.
No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.
Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements needs room to breathe and so do you.