If You Talk Big — Hoodie

NOT FOR SMALL TALKERS.

 If you're going to run your mouth, back it up in something heavy enough to shut the room down.

Printed in the USA - 50% cotton, 50% polyester. You're wearing this:

• Back print loud enough to end conversations
• Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
• Double-lined hood deep enough to hide from exes and bad lighting
• Unisex fit — the attitude fits everyone
• Tubular knit, no side seams — built for late nights and clean silhouettes
• Color-matched drawcord — details matter even when you don't care

Care: Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional. Tumble dry medium. Good things take time. Don't iron the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed. No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal. Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.