German Autistic — Tee
German Autistic — Tee
Between sizes? Size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statement needs room to breathe. So do you.
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Vulgar Errors
Precision. Focus. Unfiltered honesty.
Just not in the way you expected.
Engineer on the outside. Different wiring inside.
German Autistic is a two-word stereotype worn as a compliment by people who recognize both traits and claim both proudly. Back print in caps, Vulgar Errors logo, 100% cotton. Efficiency and neurodiversity, together at last on a tee.
PRINT DETAILS
- Back print: GERMAN AUTISTIC
- Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
- Inside label: Vulgar Errors
PRODUCT FEATURES
You're wearing this:
- 100% cotton, 180 g/m² — heavy enough to hold its shape through a long night
- Seamless tubular knit body — cleaner drape, less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — keeps its shape, keeps its attitude
- DTG and DTF printing — crisp chest logo, loud back print
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label — comfort on your terms
FULFILLMENT
Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
- > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
- > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
- > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
- > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
- > NO DRY CLEAN.
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.
Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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