Faking Straight - Tee
Faking Straight - Tee
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Vulgar Errors
The performance is flawless.
The audience is none the wiser.
Matinee and evening shows available.
Faking Straight is the shirt that tips its hand just enough — for those who've perfected the act and found it quietly exhausting. All black, 100% cotton, relaxed fit, FAKING STRAIGHT across the back.
PRINT DETAILS
- Back print: FAKING STRAIGHT
- Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
- Inside label: Vulgar Errors
You're wearing this:
- 100% cotton, 180 g/m² — heavy enough to hold its shape through a long night
- Seamless tubular knit body — cleaner drape, less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — keeps its shape, keeps its attitude
- DTG and DTF printing — crisp chest logo, loud back print
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label — comfort on your terms
FULFILLMENT
Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.
If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements need room to breathe and so do you.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
- > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
- > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
- > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
- > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
- > NO DRY CLEAN.
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.
Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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