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Faking for Lifetime — Hoodie

Faking for Lifetime — Hoodie

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Vulgar Errors

Some people commit. You perform.
The act runs so smooth, even you believe it sometimes.
Lifetime warranty on the lie.

For the ones who've turned pretending into a lifestyle — no cracks in the mask, no cracks in the routine. "Faking for Lifetime" black hoodie with back slogan print, Vulgar Errors front logo, and inside label. 50/50 cotton-poly blend. Sharp fit. Zero apologies.

PRINT DETAILS

Back print: FAKING FOR LIFETIME
Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
Inside label: Vulgar Errors

PRODUCT FEATURES

You're wearing this:

  • 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
  • Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
  • DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements needs room to breathe and so do you.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  • > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
  • > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
  • > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
  • > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
  • > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
  • > NO DRY CLEAN.

Product Safety & Compliance

GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.

Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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