Faking for Lifetime — Hoodie

Some people commit. You perform.
The act runs so smooth, even you believe it sometimes.
Lifetime warranty on the lie.

For the ones who've turned pretending into a lifestyle — no cracks in the mask, no cracks in the routine. "Faking for Lifetime" black hoodie with back slogan print, Vulgar Errors front logo, and inside label. 50/50 cotton-poly blend. Sharp fit. Zero apologies.

PRINT DETAILS

Back print: FAKING FOR LIFETIME
Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
Inside label: Vulgar Errors

PRODUCT FEATURES

You're wearing this:

• 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
• Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
• DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

CARE

Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.
Tumble dry medium. Good things take time.
Low heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.
No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.
Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements needs room to breathe and so do you.