Don't Help Married Men — Hoodie

Not a moral stance. An observation.

They've got enough help already.

You draw the line somewhere. This is yours.

"Don't Help Married Men" — a policy, a warning, a hard-earned lesson worn on the back. Vulgar Errors front logo, bold back print, inside label. Black, 50/50 cotton-poly blend. Some boundaries come with print runs.

PRINT DETAILS

• Back print: DON'T HELP MARRIED MEN
• Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
• Inside label: Vulgar Errors

You're wearing this:

• 50/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into
• Kangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight
• DTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations

CARE

Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.
Tumble dry medium. Good things take time.
Low heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.
No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.
Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements need room to breathe and so do you.