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Closet Heterosexual - Tee
Closet Heterosexual - Tee
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€39,99 EUR
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€39,99 EUR
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Vulgar Errors
Straight-passing. Allegedly.
The front keeps up appearances. The back files a formal objection.
A black cotton tee built around the back print, with a discreet chest logo up front. Direct-to-garment printed, relaxed through the body. Produced to order and printed in the USA.
You're wearing this:
- 100% cotton, 180 g/m² — mid-weight, holds its shape
- Relaxed unisex cut — between sizes, size up
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- > WASH COLD. LIKE YOUR HEART.
- > TURN INSIDE OUT. PROTECT THE CONFESSION.
- > DO NOT BLEACH. IT'S ALREADY DONE ENOUGH.
- > TUMBLE DRY LOW, OR AIR DRY AND LET IT THINK ABOUT WHAT IT DID.
- > IRON LOW. NEVER ON THE PRINT.
- > NO DRY CLEAN.
Product Safety & Compliance
Product Safety & Compliance
GPSR compliant. For adults only. EU statutory warranty: 2 years.
Operated by SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED. EU representative — gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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