Blessed Are the Horny - Tee

The meek shall inherit something.

The horny will have already taken everything else.

Scripture, loosely interpreted.

Blessed Are the Horny is a beatitude for the real majority — spiritual in its sincerity, irreverent in its honesty. 100% cotton, relaxed fit, all black, BLESSED ARE THE HORNY in caps across the back.

PRINT DETAILS

• Back print: BLESSED ARE THE HORNY
• Front print: Vulgar Errors logo
• Inside label: Vulgar Errors

You're wearing this:

• 100% cotton, 180 g/m² — heavy enough to hold its shape through a long night
• Seamless tubular knit body — cleaner drape, less waste
• Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape — keeps its shape, keeps its attitude
• DTG and DTF printing — crisp chest logo, loud back print
• Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label — comfort on your terms

CARE

Cold wash. Max 30°C.
Tumble dry low.
Do not iron the print.
No dry clean.
Non-chlorine bleach only if needed.

FULFILLMENT

Printed in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.

If you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements need room to breathe and so do you.