Funny doormats, towels and desk goods for people whose home has opinions. Made to order.
Questions, answered
Do these make good gifts?
For the right person, yes: housewarmings, office secret Santas and friends who already own a sense of humour.
How long does shipping take?
Everything is made to order: production takes 1–3 business days, then it ships tracked. US orders usually arrive in 2–5 business days; Europe, Canada and Australia usually in 2–4 weeks.
Can I return it?
Each piece is made to order, so we don't take back size or change-of-mind returns. If yours arrives damaged or misprinted, email confess@vulgarerrors.com within 7 days of delivery and we'll fix it fast.