Your friend just got dumped. They've watched the same sad playlist on repeat and texted "I'm fine" four times. Flowers die, ice cream melts. A shirt that roasts the situation lasts until the next bad decision.
For the friend who's done with dating
Not Interested (also as a hoodie): the rejection they can wear to the bar. It saves them a lot of small talk.
For the friend who's crying but funny about it
Love Hurts: the back print finishes the sentence. Recovery has many forms.
I Believe in Personal Growth: for the one who's "working on themselves". Mostly at the gym. Mostly for revenge.
For the friend who's already back out there
Back in Town: breaking news, the city has been warned.
My Type: Low Standards, High Insecurities: the honest dating profile, worn on the back.
I Have a Boyfriend (What a Pity): for the friend who's single but scouting.
For the friend who's still checking their ex's stories
Don't Text Your Ex: gift it with a hug and their phone taken away.
Questions, answered
Is a funny shirt a good breakup gift?
If your friend laughs at their own disasters, yes. It says "I'm on your side" without a speech.
How long does delivery take?
Made to order: 1–3 business days of production, then usually 2–5 business days in the US and 2–4 weeks to Europe, Canada and Australia.
Can they exchange the size?
Every piece is made for them, so sizes can't be exchanged. Our unisex tees and hoodies run S to 2XL; if they're between sizes, size up.
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