{"product_id":"who-ate-it-tee","title":"WHO ATE IT?  - TEE","description":"A compact, heavyweight cotton tee printed with stark, typographic artwork that speaks in blunt honesty. The front chest carries a small, serif-marked label; the back reads a single charged word in bold block type. It sits boxy and relaxed on the shoulders, a quiet statement piece that layers easily under jackets or wears alone. The matte black fabric and contrasting white print create a raw, gallery-ready vibe—wear it when you want to lean into vulnerability or spark a conversation without saying much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt lives in late-night walks, crowded trains, and low-lit venues. It suits someone who collects candid moments, writes in margins, or plays records until dawn. It pairs with worn denim, boots, or an oversized coat for a look that’s thoughtful rather than decorative. Bring it to small shows, zine swaps, or a friend’s apartment where ideas are shouted over cheap coffee. The fabric feels familiar and sturdy against the skin; the message reads like a private note turned public.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLanguage for that listener: mention subtle layers, muted palettes, and tactile comfort. Reference line-checks at merch tables, whispered conversations by streetlight, and the quiet energy of after-hours readings. Use those cues to show how this tee sits naturally in an introspective, creative life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for reduced waste and a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner neck and DTG for main prints, ensuring crisp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56883413582210,"sku":"27616806157636184615","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56883413614978,"sku":"10167617829671105126","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56883413647746,"sku":"18106226332727541930","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56883413680514,"sku":"50625713468389257356","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56883413713282,"sku":"26524218254455894235","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56883413746050,"sku":"31909822143209533164","price":43.53,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56883413778818,"sku":"10867187015218956966","price":43.53,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":56883413811586,"sku":"33749008027050554863","price":43.53,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0311\/3090\/files\/vulgar-errors-black-graphic-tee.jpg?v=1788505598","url":"https:\/\/vulgarerrors.com\/products\/who-ate-it-tee","provider":"Vulgar Errors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}