{"product_id":"not-my-dad-hoodie","title":"Not My Dad — Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eBiology is a suggestion.\u003cbr\u003eHe raised you. He fed you. He left.\u003cbr\u003eThe title was never his to keep.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Not My Dad\" — three words that carry a whole childhood, a courtroom, or just a very awkward Thanksgiving. Black hoodie with Vulgar Errors front logo and slogan printed across the back. 50\/50 cotton-poly blend. Heavy on meaning, light on forgiveness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRINT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBack print: NOT MY DAD\u003cbr\u003eFront print: Vulgar Errors logo\u003cbr\u003eInside label: Vulgar Errors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're wearing this:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50\/50 cotton–poly blend — warm without the guilt trip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette, built for movement\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with color-matched drawcord — depth you can disappear into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTF and DTG printing — back slogan crisp enough to end conversations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional.\u003cbr\u003eTumble dry medium. Good things take time.\u003cbr\u003eLow heat iron if needed — don't touch the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed.\u003cbr\u003eNo dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal.\u003cbr\u003eNon-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFULFILLMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted in the USA. Made on demand — which means your piece is produced after you order. No pile-up. No waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're between sizes, size up. If it feels tight, it's not meant to be. Your statements needs room to breathe and so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vulgar Errors","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56502918152578,"sku":"33161402223226619400","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56502918185346,"sku":"88345862666596885105","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56502918218114,"sku":"87427803402185289558","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56502918250882,"sku":"10051414324511049124","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56502918283650,"sku":"23268310306967163169","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0311\/3090\/files\/269394915499198787_2048_003c2435-d34a-4690-b74a-89f7dbec2a8e.jpg?v=1777400365","url":"https:\/\/vulgarerrors.com\/products\/not-my-dad-hoodie","provider":"Vulgar Errors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}