{"product_id":"if-you-talk-big-hoodie","title":"If You Talk Big — Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNOT FOR SMALL TALKERS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e If you're going to run your mouth, back it up in something heavy enough to shut the room down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted in the USA - 50% cotton, 50% polyester. You're wearing this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBack print loud enough to end conversations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eKangaroo pouch pocket — hands, phone, or whatever you're carrying tonight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDouble-lined hood deep enough to hide from exes and bad lighting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnisex fit — the attitude fits everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTubular knit, no side seams — built for late nights and clean silhouettes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eColor-matched drawcord — details matter even when you don't care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003eCare: Cold wash. Max 30°C. Feelings optional. Tumble dry medium. Good things take time. Don't iron the print. Some things are better left unsmoothed. No dry clean. This hoodie doesn't do formal. Non-chlorine bleach only — and only if you really need to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vulgar Errors","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56638452007298,"sku":"46240169383859043761","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56638452040066,"sku":"31421272239932398573","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56638452072834,"sku":"20702202192300095878","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56638452105602,"sku":"30906977621808080845","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56638452138370,"sku":"14652888756319245848","price":59.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0311\/3090\/files\/ChatGPTImageMay10_2026_05_12_15PMcopy.jpg?v=1778427431","url":"https:\/\/vulgarerrors.com\/products\/if-you-talk-big-hoodie","provider":"Vulgar Errors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}