{"product_id":"dont-text-your-ex-tee","title":"DON'T TEXT YOUR EX  - Tee","description":"A compact, heavyweight cotton tee printed with stark, typographic artwork that speaks in blunt honesty. The front chest carries a small, serif-marked label; the back reads a single charged word in bold block type. It sits boxy and relaxed on the shoulders, a quiet statement piece that layers easily under jackets or wears alone. The matte black fabric and contrasting white print create a raw, gallery-ready vibe—wear it when you want to lean into vulnerability or spark a conversation without saying much.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis shirt lives in late-night walks, crowded trains, and low-lit venues. It suits someone who collects candid moments, writes in margins, or plays records until dawn. It pairs with worn denim, boots, or an oversized coat for a look that’s thoughtful rather than decorative. Bring it to small shows, zine swaps, or a friend’s apartment where ideas are shouted over cheap coffee. The fabric feels familiar and sturdy against the skin; the message reads like a private note turned public.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLanguage for that listener: mention subtle layers, muted palettes, and tactile comfort. Reference line-checks at merch tables, whispered conversations by streetlight, and the quiet energy of after-hours readings. Use those cues to show how this tee sits naturally in an introspective, creative life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% US cotton (solid colors) — medium weight (180 g\/m²) for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit with no side seams for reduced waste and a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves\/inner neck and DTG for main prints, ensuring crisp, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Vulgar Errors","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56881385472386,"sku":"87835949607118687541","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56881385505154,"sku":"15338539719195557819","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56881385537922,"sku":"29929483085260578053","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56881385570690,"sku":"13415193656853567987","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56881385603458,"sku":"24600306476695780798","price":44.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":56881385636226,"sku":"30464650726028782156","price":43.53,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":56881385668994,"sku":"21179021781946867605","price":43.53,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":56881385701762,"sku":"54877350455900886019","price":43.53,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0929\/0311\/3090\/files\/1914929583670088334_2048_e18b60ef-2165-4c7a-b6f0-93e2df7519a4.jpg?v=1788291775","url":"https:\/\/vulgarerrors.com\/products\/dont-text-your-ex-tee","provider":"Vulgar Errors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}